I stopped eating in front of the lady after a couple of days. I didn't like her watching me. She kept coming in the bathroom with me and sitting and talking. I heard her life story (yawn), she told me everything (really boring). I tried to look interested. She seemed to really want to touch me but I wouldn't let her. She thought hand feeding me might be a good idea. Sure, food lady with bloody fingers, that is a good idea. Finally she brought this thing in the room, it looked like a little tiny hand. I am not sure what she was thinking but she put food on it and I ate off of it. She also did this really strange thing of touching me with this hand thingie. I have to admit, I liked it. Yes, I admit it, I was a slut for the hand thingie, food lady called it a back scratcher. More like a cheek scratcher, neck rubber, all around nice thing.
I was here for about a month when I started feeling sexy. Yeah, I was feeling sexy. I wanted sex! And I wanted it bad! I have no idea why, mother nature is not so nice to us girls at times. I wanted a boy kitty. I needed one. And the only boy kitty in the house didn't have balls so he was no use to me. I was in heat. I was one hot kitty! My mom finally figured out what was going on when I gave a cute little PRRRRP when she was able to touch me. She called that mean doctor lady again to get me in to get me fixed. I was not broken, I did not need to be fixed. Mom explained that it meant that I would no longer be able to have babies and I wouldn't go into this heat thing. YEAH!!! I mean, babies are good and sweet but let's face it, I sucked at being a kitty Mommy. So, I got fixed. Not even broken...and fixed.
When I came home from the mean doctor place I was really high. It was great, awesome, pretty lights. I don't know how it happened but I let Mom touch me for the first time with her hand. I really had no idea that she was nice. I thought she was always going to hurt me. I learned something. Mom, she is a good one. She is my heart Mom. You know, the Mom who has a little bit of your heart and isn't giving it back. Andi is my heart Mom.