Saturday, April 16, 2011

Stinky Heathens

We all had a good week here in the house of heathens.  I mean in MY house. 

I, of course, have been the queen of the castle.  It is awesome that I get to sleep with Mom on the big bed every night.  I make sure she is scooted out of her favorite place to sleep, I may be short and squat but I can stretch out to take up more than half of a king size bed. 

Mom was a little worried this week.  Work is good but things happen there, they lose contracts that 'may' affect Mom and her income.  No one knows!  The manager doesn't know.  The head honchos don't know.  It is really just a crap shoot.  Hopefully Mom will stay gainfully employed but to be safe, she is going to update her resume and penny pinch.  Thankfully she makes sure I have my fat girl kibble.  It isn't cheap but she knows it is good for me.  Today she got that and some grain free tubby girl food and is mixing them for me.  I don't know, I like my curves.  Hey, ROUND IS A SHAPE!

The heathens have been just awful.  The other night when Mom got home she let them out on the patio to blow the stinky heathen smell off of them.  Immediately Louie grabbed a huge lizard.  Mom ran after him to make him give it up, which he did....and then HERMIE grabbed the lizard.  So Mom was holding Louie and forcing Hermie to drop the lizard.  He didn't want to give it up.  He finally did and Mom threw both of them back in the house and shut the patio door.  In the meantime, Robin found the lizard and nabbed it.  HE wasn't going to give it up without a struggle.  Finally, Mr. Lizard was saved from the fangs of heathens.  I bet Mr. Lizard or Miss Lizard (I can't tell their gender, I don't want to get that close to see!) saw his/her life flash before his/her eyes 3 times within one minute.  The heathens did not go back on the patio that night. 

And last night Mom let the boys out when she got home from that thing called a 'happy hour'.  No, Mom did not drink, she was just being nice and social.  Funny, she is social.  Anyway, she let them out on the patio so they could lose that pesky smell (won't ever come off, they STINK to high heathen).  Anyway, out they went, Mom went in and ordered her dinner and she had to get them in from the patio.  Robin was having a grand old time.
No, he didn't put all the dirt there, Mom is just a lousy planter.  Robin was insisting on having all that catnip.  And was awfully unhappy when Mom made him come in the house.  I say, THROW HIM OUTSIDE AND LEAVE HIM MOM!!  Well, crap.  She never listens to me. 

The boys are doing good I guess.  I of course am doing wonderfully. 

This guy has been outside tormenting the heathens.  GO SQUIRREL!  Now that there is no dog to scare off the squirrels, they are showing up in the backyard to tease the boys.  And this is the one who does it all the time. 

Hey Louie, you are starting to get a little bit of a belly.  hehe

Mom and Hermie.  Mom looks OK (she has a tough time doing pictures but she said she wanted a new one for her facebook thingy) and Hermie, well, he looks thrilled. 

Me?  No, no pictures of me.  I have my hair in rollers.  I don't want everyone to see. 

Now I must nap.  Mom said she is making pizza tonight and something called chicken pasghetti for dinner tomorrow night (then she can eat that for the rest of the week).  And she gets Friday off, with pay!  But she is going in for a blood letting that morning so she doesn't get to sleep in.  No, not really, blood work to check her fats.  Now I must catch up on my zzzzz's.  I was up all night making sure that Mom slept uncomfortably. 

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