Mom was mean to me. She went in and filled my kibble bowl (1/2 a cup of kibble a day) and forgot to take it off the kitchen counter and put it in her bathroom. I went without kibble for almost 10 hours! I was wasting away and not in Margaritaville either! ok, so it was an accident and I feel bad Ellie. I saw how you dug right into the bowl of kibble when I placed in front of your royal face.
And get this, Mom got me a DOG harness today. DOG HARNESS!! She said I am too round to use the cat harness (I can fit in it if I hold my breath). Do you know WHY she got the DOG HARNESS?? So I have to leave my safe room (the bedroom) and see the heathens and get some exercise. dammit, round is a shape!!!
Mom almost has all her bills paid off after that long stretch of unemployment. Almost. And guess what she gets to spend money on next?
I hear Mom is going to make me wear that harness thing again. I am not pleased. Not pleased at all.
Yes, I have pretty green eyes but they can give the stink eye really well
I'm going to rest now. I'm pretty sure that there will be 'exercise' in my future and in Mom's (she is getting fat!).