Sunday, August 12, 2012

Back to our regular blogger, ME!


I cannot believe that little shit took over MY blog last week.  I showed him.  I ignored him when he sat next to me up on the couch.  

See, me ignoring the little shit.  

He is not Bob....but he is ok.  I don't want to kill him.  I am pretty sure that is a good thing.  

So Mom is doing ok.  She says work is ok.  Although she had a panic attack last week when she felt overwhelmed.  She was close to crying so walked out of the building and took a long walk.  It may be hot but that it was needed.

And in 2 weeks Mom will be working from home!!!  There  is a reason.   Seems there is a big convention in town and they are closing much of downtown where Mom works.  The building Mom works in will be enclosed by a fence to keep people out and too keep damage down.  Yeah.  And the parking garage that Mom parks her car in will be taken over by the convention.  They say that if you use that garage, expect long delays.  Cars will be thoroughly searched.  This convention is really big and important.  And security is very, very, VERY important.    Then the week after that Mom is taking that week off.  So she will be around for 2 whole weeks!

In preparation for the working from home thing, Mom bought a new computer monitor today.  She will use the old one and connect it to the laptop to help her work.  The new monitor is  HUGE.  The pictures of me look awesome on that screen!  I always look good of course.  

I tell you, the boys are all getting more and more disgusting.  Dyson thought he wanted to get close to me.  I showed him that he did not want to at all.  

We have been having thunderstorms this afternoon.  Not like last night  Last night was scary!  There were lightening strikes all over, one was really close to our house.  Yes, that made Mom scream.  And all the boys scatter.  hehe.  I was fine, cause I was with Mom, I new she would protect me.  

Well, I need to rest cause I will need to watch Mom all night.  


Saturday, August 4, 2012

CINCO IS IN DA HOUSE!

Hellooooooooo, dis is Cinco!

Momm sed I cud rite in bloog tosday.

I be gud kitty.  I gets gud fuds.  I gots fiends. 
Dis my beestest fiend, Diesoon  we plays all da times.

STOP!!!!  This IS my blog you little dipsh**

MINE!!!!

I cannot freaking believe that Mom let one of THOSE THINGS write in my perfect Princess blog.

So what will I do to little Stinko to make him pay for this.  I can't take his balls, mean doctor lady got those. 

I'll have to think on this.......


I back, Ellllleeee is tinking.  She a girl, not smat lik me.  I a boy, I smat!  Mommm smat, she lubs me.  Dat smat.

Sooos dis week been funs.  Diesoon was notty and did stuffs, tok stuffs frum bigs chair.  Momm not mad at him, she laff and take picktures.  Momm gud to us furris  we tri to luvs her lots.  I purrs ats her in midle of nite to mak shur she noes I luvs hers.  I trid to brings her lizzzzerd yest..yeast.....be4s butts she takes lizzzzzerd aways frum us boys and takes lizzzzerd outsides.  Was gud pressent for Momm

 

OK I've had just about enough of the little drip shi*   He is making me SWEAR DAMMIT!!! This is my blog, I get to say nice things about Mom and put the heathens down.




I swear (and I do often), the barkers and heathens are just horrible!!!   Ok, maybe not my sweet Hermie.  And Cinco isn't too bad as long as he keeps his paws off my blog.  And Robin is ok...but don't get on MY BED, I'll make sure you know to respect my space.  Louie....well, he is a pain but Mom seems to like him a bit.   And the Barkers....mom was so worried about Hoover and that must mean something.  And mom didn't kill Dyson, he must be ok too.  OK OK OK...they aren't TOTALLY horrible.  Just a little horrible.

Now I must rest......there better not be anyone else writing in my blog!

psssssssss (no I did not just pottie)  I back, dod u mis me????  Jus a kwik nut to says I luvs Ellllleee and Mommmm

I gos noww  befurs Ellllleee findsses me!