Saturday, September 8, 2012


Well I finally get MY blog back.  It is about freaking damned time.

I really enjoyed to have Mom home for the last 2 weeks.  I know she isn't that thrilled to go back to work on Monday.  She knows it will be hellish. 

So while Mom has been home she has gotten a bit bored.

Mom decided she needed a new facebook picture so she brought out the live props:  Cinco and Dyson.  Yes, Cinco has his paw down Mom's top. 

Louie was not happy to have his photo take.  Don't blame him, he is a doofus!

Yes, yes, I have in a bridal veil.  I am not sure which one of the idiots I am marrying but I am sure I will be a widow shortly there after!

Ellie, be nice.....they are doofuses but they are our doofuses!

OK, I will be nice but I will NOT marry one of them.  Wait, maybe Cinco.  Or Hermie.  Am I allowed to marry BOTH of them?  Yes!!!!!!  That works for me!

Finally I will be allowed to go back to my nap. 

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Robin's Horrible Adventure at Mean Doctor Lady

Well, CRAP.  Another heathen gets to take over my blog today.  When will this horror end?

Ellie, let Robin have his say, he is a good boy and it is not all about you!

It is so all about me!!!! 


Hi there, my name is Robin and I am a heathen but not full fledged.  I am one of the good ones.  I've never bothered Ellie.  In fact, I tend to fight all the other boys.  I don't like them as much as Ellie doesn't like them!

I went to see Dr Morgan yesterday.  I don't call her the mean doctor lady cause she really isn't mean.
I didn't want to come out of the crate.  I know some not so nice things happen here

They weighed me.  I hope I gained some weight, it worried Mom last year when the doctor said I needed to gain.  YES!!!  I weigh 12 pounds.  Last year I weighed 9 pounds. 

Well, this is RUDE!!!!

HEY, YOU DONE THERE YET????  I'm really sure that should NOT go in there.

I got to walk around a bit, see what was in the room. 

Cannot believe that the barkers came with on MY appointment.  They heard that they have to go on a DIEt!!!  hahahahaha

The doctor said I have gorgeous eyes.  I do! 

The doctor lady was pleased with me.  I passed with flying colors.  I still will take my antidepressant.  It makes me feel better and makes it easier for me to pee.

Oh, I was in the bedroom with Mom earlier this week and was in one of the litter boxes.  Not a high topped covered box..just a regular box.  Mom was watching make sure I did not lift my butt and pee on the wall.  Nope, I was good and pee'd in the box! 

Well, I am done with the vet for another year!  It wasn't soooo horrible.  But now I NEED TO REST!

Are they all done now Mom?  Can I have my blog back now?  Hey, what is he doing here????

Mom had to save a lizard from Cinco this morning.  Cinco was NOT going to give it to mom without a fight.  He was growling and not dropping the lizard.  Mom finally got the lizard away and took it outside.  Yes, it was alive but had some wounds as there was blood on the towel.  At least Mom saved it from Stinko.

Now I must rest.  All this interloping in my blog has worn me out!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Hermie Has a Horrible Horror!

OK, I am NOT pleased.  I have to let HERMIE talk today.  grrrrr

oh and Mom has an earache.  ouchie!!!  She says if she has it tomorrow morning she will call the her mean doctor lady.....

I saw the mean doctor lady too this week.  I was not pleased.

I got weighed, 12.4 pounds, so I am good!  I lost a pound!!!!!

Hey, what are you doing back there?  What is that thing?  THAT is not supposed to go there!
Hi mean doctor lady!!!  How you doin'?

Are we done now????  I can go home???  WHAT????

This is not going to be good, don't touch me!

Oh, a tummy rub!  Mean doctor lady said I have a great looking tummy, gorgeous fur.  Yes, I do, yes, yes, I do. 

I also got a shot but I didn't get upset about that.

My toenails got trimmed too. 

It wasn't such a bad day.  Really.


Whew, are all the heathens done now?  No?  Robin still?  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  will it NEVER end?????

I need to rest some more.  The horror of the heathens continues and it just wears me out. 

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Louie Visits da Mean Doctor Lady

Mom said I have to give the blog over to the heathens today.  NOT FAIR!!!  THIS IS MY BLOG!!!  I'M GONNA GO AND POUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi there, Louis here.  You may know me better as Louie Patootie. 

Today I went to see the mean doctor lady.  I thought it was going to be HORRIBLE.  I yodeled all the way to the mean doctor office. 

Mom did something different today when we went.  She brought her camera to document the horrors that occur!

Mean vet techs.  I left the carrier voluntarily.  I wanted to see what was in this place.

They weighed me. I was sure I was fat.  Nope.  14.1 pounds.  I lost 0.1 pounds!  They said I am BIG.  Yes I am, I have a big beautiful body

Then they put this thing up my ass and looked like they were enjoying it!!!  I didn't even get upset. 

Then they trimmed by nails.  I got tired of this behavior and squirmed.

They tried to put me back in the crate until mean doctor lady came in but I had other ideas.

Hermie was still in his crate so I explored
mean doctor lady came and looked at my fangage

She listened to my heart and I looked into her eyes, she said I have a good heart.  Yup, I do!
Then she rubbed my tummy.  I think I'm in love!  Mean doctor lady said I have a great tummy!!!!

I wonder what will happen next!

crap!  I got a shot!  It was all a ruse! 

So I had my trip to the vet, she said I look good.  I have a big frame.  I'm not fat and I look good. 

That was my wonderful trip to the mean doctor lady.  I think Hermie will talk about his trip tomorrow.  If Ellie lets him.  She got really fussy that I took over today. 


I'm glad that Louie is healthy, Mom was worried she was going to hear 'he needs to lose weight'.  And if it makes Mom happy, I'm happy.  Even if it is a heathen that makes her happy. 

Well, I need to rest, this has been a traumatic day for me. 

Monday, September 3, 2012

Happy Labor Day!!!

Mom said that today is Labor Day.  I am not sure what 'labor' is as I've never done any other than when I had my babies (RIP little ones wherever you are).  Now I am a kitty of leisure. 

I rest most of the day.  I do come out and see Mom when she eats dinner.  And I wander the house with the bad heathens have been put in their room at bedtime.  Yes, there are bad heathens and good heathens

An example of a bad heathen:  Louie

Another example of a bad heathen, Robin.  He isn't THAT bad but still...heathen

This is an example of a good heathen but Mom still puts him in the heathen room at night.  Cause Hermie would be up on things, knocking stuff off.  And Mom wants to sleep

This one is a heathen too but he is allowed to sleep with us at night.  Mom says he is a good kitty.  He will trill in the middle of the night to get Mom to tell him to get up and snuggle.  WAIT, I am the only one allowed to snuggle Mom.  Cinco will come up on the bed and put himself between me and Mom and purr and purr and purr.  Mom likes that.  I try to out do him with the purrs.  We get quite the purrfest going at times.

Love and kisses everyone!!!!

I'm off to nap.  And dream of sweet heathens.